If you came here expecting a polished, PR vetted bio with five buzzwords per sentence and a photo of me staring thoughtfully into the distance, I have terrible news: this isn't that kind of profile. I value real connections over curated pretense (who doesn’t?), and candid honesty over emotional games (Who out there is looking for emotional games? Have you ever met someone who has?).
But Scrabble games? Very yes! I’ll bring the board and my score book.
On any given weekend, I'm in a perpetual conflict between wanting to catch a Dallas sunrise and gloriously sleeping in. I have successfully slept in many times, and alhamdulilah the sun continues to rise. When I am awake, I’m either recovering from an intense BJJ workout, experimenting in the kitchen (frequently wondering what I just created), or drafting travel itineraries for trips both real and imaginary.
I take building a home, an intentional life, and a haven of mutual support extraordinarily seriously. Myself? Not so much. I crack me up because I’m often the primary audience of my own jokes. I have been told multiple times (by myself) that I’m hilarious. I believe me.
Scroll down to read more. Or drop me a note, and tell me how you would plan & experience your next fictional travel destination. Maybe we can go there together inshaAllah.
Age: 46 (July 1980).
Height: 5’8”
Ethnically Pakistani. This means I like Pakistani food a lot. Also other foods. I like food.
Profession: currently Sales Operations
Current Residence: Dallas, Texas. I can't relocate (kids), so my wife would need to live here. Allahu a'lam what comes next.
Education: Masters and Bachelors.
Legal status: US Citizen
Current marital status: Single. Divorced since 2024.
Chlidren: Alhamdulilah, 3 children/young adults (20, 18, 15); they live with their mother 99% of the time. They live walking distance from me. Their mother and I have a respectful and healthy co-parenting relationship.
Actively practicing Sunni
English is my first language. I'm decently conversational in Urdu. I know how to nod vigorously when spoken to in other languages.
📸 Photos: This is what I look like nowadays. I think. My friends tell me to take better pics. I bet all friends say that.
This is my Amazon Photo Gallery
✉️ You could email me: 50.loonier_geysers at icloud.com (email forwarder)
Pakistani, Indian or Bangladeshi preferrably, let's say 35-45 years old. Age is a number, but so are library late fees.
Single, Divorced or Widowed - as long as you have active mental health investments.
Her kids? Bismillah! More kids? Let’s talk.
Cat friendly. My cat is human friendly.
Physically active (vs passively into fitness. Oh no, I fell and did a squat. How could this have happened to me!)
I’m looking to build a life anchored in quiet peace, mutual respect, and zero pretense with you. Beyond the checklists (yours or mine), you and I are ready to construct a safe harbor home: where we handle whatever comes our way with clear communication, deep emotional maturity, and a lot of laughter. A place where our children choose to come to when they need us. Where we can turn to each other and seek solace in each other and with Him. InshaAllah
Faith & Character: You're an intentional, practicing muslimah who prioritizes her deen, values spiritual growth, and relies on Islamic principles over cultural expectations.
Background & Life: You grew up in the West, are educated (academically or otherwise) and can sync with me inshaAllah. Be great if you're financially self-sufficient not because it's required but it speaks of self-sufficiency in other matters of life. I recognize that I am responsible for my wife and there is zero questions about that. I'm open to single, divorced, or widowed women. Just one wife please and thank you.
Home Life Stage & Family: I want to be family-centered and I hope you're ready to bring a loving, respectful dynamic to a blended family. I am happy to be a stepdad to your children, because they mean the world to you. Just like mine to me. Let's work together and let their worlds grow.
Emotional Maturity: You're self-aware, with active investments in your own mental health and personal growth. You're someone who has healthy conflict resolution skills, manages anger constructively, and has clear, healthy boundaries. I'm bringing this to the table inshaAllah, and I want similarly from my wife (aka you).
The Connection: You have a balanced personality. You're socially engaged but comfortable in stillness. We need a strong intellectual connection, a two-way energy transfer, and an overlapping sense of humor internal contentment. Being funny is great. Being content is far better.
Relationship Style: Decisive, confident, and comfortable with vulnerability. You value physical affection, emotional intimacy, and are glass-half full kinda person. I'm grateful for the life I have. I live in luxuries alhamdulilah. I want you to live in my luxuries with me.
Lifestyle: Let's be active and health-conscious, making physical exercise a regular part of life. I'm not a saint and wouldn't want to be married to one either. You enjoy a faith-centered, socially active lifestyle within the community. That's how I try to live today. That's how I want us to live.
Alignment: I'm very serious about marriage. I want to do my best, for myself and to be a role model for my kids. That's why I want us two to invest in professional premarital counseling and a pre-nuptial agreement prior to marriage.
If this site is still up, it means I'm still looking. You may have more questions. I'm happy to talk.